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I was quite happy in my Mummy's tummy and didn't want to come out and face the big wide world but I heard them talking on the outside that they were going to force me out with special drugs so I decided to make an effort 2 weeks after my due date. I couldn't quite manage to find my way out on my own so they shoved some rather large salad tong things over my head and dragged me out! And they wondered why I was screaming!!
My Mummy and Daddy cried when they saw me. I peed!
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